The URL-O-MATIC Cube of Wonder
Watch the hypnotic cube as it spins and spins. Your mind is turning into mush (some of you may not have noticed).
Spin the Cube. Look at the pretty pictures. Click on them to make the damn thing stop.
If you're lucky, you might be able to use the cube to teleport to a random location on the Internet,
but don't get your hopes up. Not many can make it happen. Only true Leader-worshippers can use
the cube (I hear it's even killed a few minivan drivers too).
So Beware! Oooo! Scary! Possibly NSFW!