Worshipping the Leader

First, say a Prayer with the Leader

     Our Lager,
     Which art in barrels,
     Hallowed be thy drink.
     Thy Can will come,
     Thy will be drunk,
     At home, as in the tavern.
     Give us this day our foamy head,
     And forgive us our spillages,
     As we forgive those who spill against us.
     And lead us not to incarceration,
     But deliver us from hangovers.
     For thine is the beer,
     The bitter and the lager.
     Forever and ever,

Worship the Leader

Now, sing the Leader's Anthem

     Oh, Can of Ale
     Our home and native brew
     True inebriated love
     May all our mugs shine through
     With glowing eyes
     We see the foam
     Our true love strong and free
     From far and wide
     Oh, Can of Ale
     We stand off guard with thee
     Leader keep our Beer
     Six percent or more
     Oh, Can of Ale
     We stand off guard with thee
     Oh, Can of Ale
     Our dates look great
     So do we

Congratulations. You're in.

(thought it was going to be harder, huh?)

The Leader's really simple ... to use.

Okay, so what do you do now? Go get in trouble. That's what we're all about. Just don't go crazy. No one better lose an eye, or there'll be hell to pay.

Be sure and check out the other pages for useful information on Leader Worship. You'll also want to come up with a cool name for yourself. Check out our name generator if you're so lame you can't think of anything. Ah, we're kidding ... sort of.

If you ever have any questions, remember the Leader's Prime Directives:

  1. Denounce minivans

  2. Enjoy beer

  3. Refrain from breeding

  4. Be mischievous when possible

  5. Shun religious zealots

  6. Yell "HUZZAH!" a lot

  7. Have fun

And you will definitely want to get one of these cool-ass bumper stickers for your car (note: sticker will not adhere to minivan bumpers):

Leaderfish bumper sticker